how to ruin a good picture..

XYZ: When are you posting?

Heh heh: Can’t think of anything. How about a pic?

XYZ: fine

Heh heh: ok, i’m sending you a pic. please to suggest a suitable caption. And i want it done pronto

XYZ: ok

i’ll try and think up something dirty 🙂

Heh heh: i doubt you will, once you look at it

XYZ: oh no

is it something deep?

Haven’t we discussed my allergy towards all things deep?

Heh heh: not deep. just nice. you will like.

XYZ: ok

send

Heh heh: sent

XYZ: it is a very pretty picture

Ok – i am thinking something about hero heroine walking to sunset

perhaps as a form of foreplay

(anything can be dirty if you try)

Heh heh: you are incorrigible. now think.

XYZ: …then they walked hand-in-hand into the sunset, enveloped by their unshakable love and armed with trojans- ribbed for her pleasure.

Heh heh: yeah. but ribbed ones are unfair to the guy – lets go with ultra-thins

XYZ: fine

ultra-thins for enhanced sensation

see that doesn’t work as well as ribbed for her pleasure

Heh heh: it does. for the guy.

XYZ: hahahahaha

and I am incorrigible?

Heh heh: you are the one who brought condoms into a very beautiful picture

XYZ: i know but it is much too much to have a pretty picture with earnest caption

silly is good

Heh heh: yeah. but i feel like being earnest. Now, what do you think?

XYZ: the sky is incredibly blue.

See, this is the sort of nonsense i say when i am trying to be earnest

XYZ: seriously – the plane represents their soaring desires

Heh heh: You are hopeless

**

XYZ: post!

Heh heh: will do.

you still haven’t given me a decent caption

XYZ: i can’t do earnest

Heh heh: then do funny

XYZ: i did!

Heh heh: otherwise i’ll post that pic and this chat conversation

XYZ: i am not afraid of you

as long as you spell check

oh wait

this is the crush conversation

i hate you

Heh heh: oh, i’m not cruel

i’ll just put the bits about the condoms

and let people know the kind of dirty-minded friends i have

Heh heh: And the post will be titled ‘how to ruin a good picture..’

[1] Photo taken from an unnamed off Netarts, Oregon

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8 Responses to “how to ruin a good picture..”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    hahahahaha

  2. Revealed Says:

    I could think of sooooo many incredibly umm creative captions for that one. If only you’d asked. Sigh.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    tsk, such friends you have. neither filthy, nor funny enough.

    Brown Magic

  4. Heh Heh Says:

    anon: thanks, as always

    revealed: Please go ahead and suggest away. Never too late, no?

    bm: right. I imagine you would have come up with something funnier. and if not that, definitely filthier.

  5. Tabula Rasa Says:

    you mean those are not correlated?

  6. Ph Says:

    Why don’t people ever ask me such things. *sigh*

  7. Tabula Rasa Says:

    i’d say there’s a pretty high correlation, which could be either positive or negative depending on the eye of the beholder 😀

  8. Heh Heh Says:

    ph: sure, if there was *any* way of asking you, I would have

    TR: Heh. but it could also be filthy and unfunny. But i guess you would call that a negative correlation

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