Mother goose’s rotten egg

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her

and she beat the crap out of it.

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6 Responses to “Mother goose’s rotten egg”

  1. Megha Says:

    Hmm. A rhyme that mommy-spider of Ramgarh would tell baby-spider of Ramgarh, while putting it to sleep. Beta soja, nahin to Miss Muffet aa jayegi types.

  2. J. Alfred Prufrock Says:

    Great rhyme-scheme.

    J.A.P.

  3. Falstaff Says:

    Nice. Very inspiring. See my versions on my blog.

  4. Brown Magic Says:

    I am terribly sorry about this, but my options are limited and I don’t think you are going to actually follow through, so what the hell.
    The rest is copy pasted.

    You’ve been tagged (don’t blame me, I didn’t start this!). And as a ‘tag victim’, you are supposed to do the following:

    1. Come up with 8 different points of your perfect lover.
    2. Mention the sex of the target.
    3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
    4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again

    Or you could ignore this.

  5. Heh Heh Says:

    megha: heh. in the vein of sad humor, here’s a question:
    How do you make spider angry?
    (You drive him up the wall)

    jap: um, its avant garde poetry

    Falstaff: trust you to come up with ten of these in a few minutes.

    Melody: Au contraire, i *will* follow through. my first reaction on coming across this tag was, “Hey look! An inane tag!! How *do* i make the most of it?” Be prepared to be grossed out.

  6. Brown Magic Says:

    Oh goody. I should tell you though, I have been inured to the depraved. Grossing me out would be difficult.

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